The Evil Bathtub

Apparently the bottom of the tub has taken to retaining soap or was just slimey today. I now have a bump on my shin that threatens to turn black soon. Guess we may have to clean it again...or maybe some of those silly no-slip shapes would do the trick. I'm not keen on falling in the shower again. Reminded me of those commercials for the devices you wear around your neck that you can use to alert someone when you've "fallen and can't get up". Maybe pregnant ladies should have them, too! (Documented fact: Pregnant women have a hard time adjusting to the dramatic change in center of gravity.)